My baby has no eyes. My baby had eyes but then we went to the shops and then my baby no longer had eyes. I went to ask a man if he had seen my baby’s eyes and explain that my baby had eyes and that we went to the shops and my baby no … Continue reading »
Wig Pig and Euro 2012
After the England football manager, Roy Hodgson, announced his squad for the European Championships 2012, Wig Pig jumped on the bandwagon and decided to give football a go. He wasn’t very good.
Wig Pig and the Surprise
On Monday 14th May 2012 Wig Pig threw a surprise party for @edmundharris’ birthday. He invited everyone Ed knew. No-one turned up.
Both ways
My mum is a great mum. No only is she funny, bright and beautiful, she’s also on a one woman mission to keep us (me, my brother, my sister, my dad and my dog, Nelson) safe. She’s great. As I kid I used to like running around all over the place and my mum used … Continue reading »
Wig Pig and the Cake
A very hungry Wig Pig stumbled across a scrummy looking cake. As Wig Pig approached the cake, it grew legs and walked away.
Falling
“I need a wee.” The year was 1969 and, like all 18 year olds in Swindon on a Friday night, my Dad was out drinking with friends. Still a relatively young town, Swindon was mainly just railway lines, a canal and plenty of pubs. Pubs that closed at 11pm and were unhelpfully spread across town. … Continue reading »
Scrabble
(For ten20thirty I intend to start telling more stories. Here’s one I put on Twitter today.) Two and a half years ago I was at a loose end with my reasonably new girlfriend, Beth. I was visiting her at Uni and we really had nothing to do. The day was nice, so we went for … Continue reading »
Gross
My Dad has always been the bestest person I ever did see. As a kid I truly worshipped every single thing he did and would try and copy every move he made. I’d pop shaving foam on my childish face whilst he was shaving and I’d scrape mine off with a toothbrush. I’d wave a … Continue reading »
Wig Pig
Something I wish I did when I was in my teens was focus more on my drawing capabilities. I took graphic design at GCSE and A Level, achieving an A and a B respectively, so it’s safe to say I was at an OK standard, however my problem was consistency. For example, if you asked … Continue reading »
Best man
Like many (female) children, I often used to fantasise about weddings when I was younger. Strangely, it was mainly being the best man at my brother’s wedding I used to dream about the most. Well, last night my big brother made a dream of mine come true, thus inadvertently completing a ten20thirty challenge, and asked … Continue reading »
